You almost drive past it. The corner of Jenschke and 290 doesn’t announce itself the way Becker does a few minutes back, and the building gives nothing away from the road — a pair of dark-timber gables, a clean stone breezeway, the kind of modern barn that has gone up all over the Hill Country in the last decade. Directly across the street sits a winery and a brewery, both named Fat Ass, which tells you something about the neighborhood’s sense of humor before you’ve even parked.
You walk in expecting a tasting bar. You get an Indy car instead — and then a hall full of them: a stock car, a dirt-track roadster, a wall-sized black-and-white photograph of a man squinting out from inside a Goodyear helmet. The wine is here too, but it has its own room. The museum is one space and the tasting room and bar are another, and parked in the seam between them sits a red-and-white show car you’re invited to climb into, posted under the illuminated FOYT sign and that helmet portrait. The cars find you first because the cars are what greet you at the door.
On the afternoon we visited, we nearly had the place to ourselves. That turns out to be the gift. There’s no line, no crush of a bachelorette party, no host racing a clipboard — just a lot of quiet, polished concrete, and time to actually look at the cars. Somewhere in that quiet, Jim found us.
It’s worth being honest about the proportions up front: this is a museum that happens to serve wine, not a winery that happens to have memorabilia. Get the order right and the whole stop makes sense.